You are Matt Mason: a nearly thirty year old supermarket clerk. You're overweight, directionless, and still a virgin.... and your life seems to be going downhill from there.
But now a strangely fortuitous meeting with an old high-school acquaintance seems to be guiding your life down an entirely different path...
Beta 3 (Final Beta) is live!
*This will be the last beta before finished release*
Play online: https://dashingdon.com/daviezwei/NMDB/
Or download: https://dashingdon.com/daviezwei/NMDB/NMDB.zip
Praise for No Money Down Blues:
"Terribly written." -sathirran
"...i'm starting to think a women might be writing this" -TheeSpongeman
(best fuckin' compliment I've ever received by the way)
"...uncomfortably awkward." -Nova25
"...a true shame." -karactr
"I'll say this... you will abandon ship..." -Zer0zero
*disclaimer: reviews may have been taken completely out of context for purposes of humor...
except that first one, that person REALLY hated it.
You find yourself changing in all senses of the word. How will you handle it? Will you seek out the truth, revel in your burgeoning new life, or capitalize on the opportunity?
Good game. It's very hot. I absolutely hate grinding in these games. Jerking off while trying to move the story forward is absolutely retarded. Thankfully that is certainly not the case here. Some storylines are left hanging though. But still 2 thumbs and my dick pointing to the stars.
I really liked the game. I dont agree with those below. A must play in my book,
Once again I must agree with Anaxinmander64 review.
You made me laugh with the characters, made me love them, i got dem feels. The moment Em does the chocolate i felt so betrayed that i had to create an account only to tell you that you created a hole in me that won't heal. Thank you.
Pros: Well written. Has a sense of humour.
Cons: All of the characters are insufferable dirtbags. The player is not offered a "I hate you all I'm leaving" option. Eventually, I clicked the close window button, as that's the only "I'm leaving" option the game allows.